sure, asians may not be known for having a big ass but please believe that we compensate in other ways ;)
We like to spoon standing up. @tatjansen @zsazsabinks
We’re the 3 best friends that anyone could have.
Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?
Can your friends do this? Yeah, didn’t think so.
We like big balls and we cannot lie.
| 1: | I need a mani/pedi. |
|---|---|
| 2: | I need penis. |
| 1: | You win. |
| 1: | You should start a Twitter for your vagina. Like a food cart. |
|---|---|
| 2: | Open today from 4-8pm. |
| 1: | Exactly. And include specials. |
| 2: | With a soda on the side. |
<3 @zsazsabinks @somarlavous @krisweavey
Breasties.
| 1: | I'm scared of white/pink penis. |
|---|---|
| 2: | Don't be scared. Embrace the white meat. |
| 1: | White meat. You're making penis sound like chicken nuggets. |
| 1: | You will get some penis that you want soon. I see it in your future. |
|---|---|
| 2: | Thank you whoroscope. |
:)
